and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie
when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation
Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
This is transcendental.
THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS
How I Met Your Mother deleted scene. (x)
googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed
His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
bruh porn titles be so extra and so outta line like u got shit like “HORNY TIGHT ASIAN TEEN GAGS ON MONSTER COCK” like relax why u so loud & specific.
Slightly young woman uses her mouth and other orifices to arouse moderately-sized man’s diddly-doo
this picture is life